The Wedding

I'm not a fan of weddings. I don't like getting dressed up, they never have any vegetarian options so I never am able to enjoy the food, I have as much rhythm as a can of tuna fish so I steer clear of the dance floor, I suck at socialising and can usually be seen chain smoking outside of the venue. This afternoon was my lil' brother Xavier's wedding and I have been dreading it for at least six months. Luckily I looked fabulous and that took a bit of the pressure off and the one person I was hoping to never see again wasn't able to make it - so that was a plus. In the end, I actually had a great time. The highlight was when I ran into the girls at the Bat Mitzvah that was happening next door. They flipped out over my moustache dress. What can I say, I'm all the rage with the thirteen year old girls. Mazel Tov!