Uncle Alan's Voicemail About Jax

Uncle Alan is one of thee most hilarious men I've ever known. His turn of a phrase never ceases to crack me up. Not long after Jackson was born he left a voice message on my parents' house line. Like my father, he started off by stating his full name. As if we didn't, A: recognise his voice, and B: know that he is the only Alan we knew. Well, who we knew and who was currently alive. Clearly, to maintain a slim sliver of anonymity, I cut off that bit. But here's a wee clip of the message that we saved for almost a decade.