We Heart Little House

Here's a texting exchange between myself and Xavier after I dropped him at the Dublin Airport and returned back home to SLP.

17 April 2019

My Fave Dutch Sentence

Voyage of the Rock Aliens

One of my favourite accounts on Instagram was JeffreyMixed. It was mega gay and very campy. I had never heard of this Pia Zadora "film" but when I saw Craig Sheffer's gorgeous puss, I kept watching. The comments, like always, did not disappoint.

Roy Keane on The 'gram

Oh my gosh, these two memes for Roy Keane where he's reviewing classic films always makes me chuckle. 

9 November 2020

So many years later and this is still absolutely hysterical. It will never not be funny.

Texting with Bishop

What was I doing the other night at quarter after one in the morning? Scrolling through old text messages sent to and from Bishop.

(Watching the original Hawaii Five-O)

(For the rest of this texting exchange - see here.)

*covet her wardrobe

Let's Do The Time Warp...sort of...

Once again, scrolling through text messages gave me a reward in this silliness with bestie Amy.

Gidget’s Heartbreak Special

"Cheese, tongue, peanut butter, spaghetti, pumpernickel on the bottom, angel food on the top." Utterly revolting. And cracks me up every time.

Summer 2024 Posties!

I'm fairly certain that the recipients, aside from Amy, all think these postcards are odd and my musings are weird and unfunny, but I for one think I'm a goofy riot. You decide for yourself, dear reader.

Bizarro Dream

On February 25th, 2022 I texted the following to Amy, having just woken up from a truly odd dream.

Mick Jagger, Ringo Starr, and Keith Richards had commissioned a mansion to be built for them to live in together. The unveiling was a huge thing in the press and the fellas came in on buses - Mick wore a robe like Christ, naturally - and the place was lousy with reporters and fans. So you and I went in to the house to one of the basement rooms to relax on couches. You were there bc Keith had asked you to be his carer for the last years of his life, you being a doctor and all. You declined. I assured you it was the right choice, it would've been fulfilling, no doubt, but can you imagine? Keith passed away and a Ghostbusters era ambulance came around back to take him out via the old coal chute. Bc clearly when building a new manor where money is no object you would want to include a coal chute. Just in the off hand chance that coal heating comes back in fashion. 

Amy's response was a succinct, "Hahaha. That's amazing. And you're right, I would not want to be Keith's caregiver."

The Ideal Tea

This tiny clip of Amy Sedaris and Cole Escola is utterly hysterical. 

St. Denis Medical

Oh my gosh, I have watched the entire series thrice since the last week of January and it is so freakin' funny. I'm doubled over with pains in my sides from laughing. I am talking HUGE tears rolling down my cheeks. I swear to you that I lost five pounds. Watching this show will make you laugh so hard, it's like a freakin' workout. 

Blizzard of '26

It's day one of being trapped in my icebox of a home, under oodles of blankies, wearing infinite layers, hat, scarf, shawl, you name it. I messaged Helen, my favourite Geordie, to keep her up to date on how people in the tri-state area prepped for the big storm. 

Natalia's Snappy Filters

In going through the seemingly endless posts I saved on Instagram, I found two of Natalia being silly and adorable with Snap Chat filters. I did a screen-record of them and here you go:

(originally posted 7 October 2017)

This Comment!!!

Because I followed The AIDS Memorial and JeffreyMixed on Instagram, my algorithm would often recommend gay-centric posts. This one where a coupla daddies were being interviewed about the gay scene in Florida popped up and it was interesting, but irrelevant to me. Until I saw that Chatty Daddy was packin'!!! I ran, ran I tell you!, to the comments and they did not disappoint. This one had me in stitches.

Random Texts with Bishop!

I love when I search a word in my text messages and fall into a rabbit hole of past convos. These with Bishop had me smiling and laughing to myself at how weird we are together.

19-21 April 2023

29 Jan 2024

18 Dec 2025