A Shithole.

Bruges is beautiful to look at but horrible to visit. There are people everywhere, like cockroaches. Most of the pubs Xavier wanted to see were not open during the day (wtf is that about?!), and the cobblestone streets make it hell to walk on. Oh, and it still smells of a sewer's foot. But Xave wanted to go, and looking back, we shoulda stayed longer in Antwerp or gone to Brussels.