Ask Someone (Bishop)

In what part of the world do you imagine me being the happiest?

Ireland

What would you use to lure me into a trap?

lemon cookies

In a perfect world, who would I end up marrying?

Keanu Reeves

What is your favourite moment we've shared?

The time you told Mark H. that you and I were like "brothers in war".

What name do you think suits me better than my own?

Mary

What things remind you of me?

Mini Coopers, chocolate cake, cat's eye glasses

What do you hope I will always remember about you?

my laugh

My answers for Bish:

In what part of the world do you imagine me being the happiest?

In a luxurious rowhome in Center City with loads of space and room for all your clothes, shoes, music, books, and plants. I see you living at 339 S. 5th Street. Every time I would drive past these homes on my way back to Jersey I would stare at them and feel like they were the ideal place to have in the city. 

What would you use to lure me into a trap?

Your mother's mac and cheese! Plus her 7-Up Pound Cake for dessert!!

In a perfect world, who would I end up marrying?

Sam Heughan came to mind first, but after more thought, I'm going with a gay version of Blair Underwood. I take this all back! After seeing Colman Domingo on Graham Norton in February of 2024, I 100% could see the two of you having a fabulous life together. Plus I want him as my brother-in-law!

What is your favourite moment we've shared?

Anytime we've been driving around, listening to music, gossiping, bitching, and laughing our heads off.

What name do you think suits me better than my own?

Rustin "Rust" James

What things remind you of me?

Really good food, record shops, rent boys, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, David Bowie's Young Americans, comic books, Star Trek, plants, James Baldwin, Toni Morrison, sexy ginger fellas, The Crying of Lot 49

What do you hope I will always remember about you?

That even though I was a depressed mess of a human, I sure could make you laugh like hell.