Holidays on Ice

Of course I listened to the audio-book version of this, which was read with such hilarity and gusto by author David Sedaris. I really liked the first part, where he reads from his diary of when he was a Christmas Elf at Macy's. I (no lie) nearly did two full-on spit takes. I was busting out laughing and it was exactly what I needed to calm my nerves. The rest of the book was okay, but that first bit? Brilliant.

(photo kidnapped from ifc)