Hands Off, Ladies.

The other day I asked Xavier, "Do women touch your beard a lot?"
"Eh, no, not really. I get offers. Like they ask to touch my beard."
"That's really awkward, I mean what can you say without being rude or mean?"
"I just say they'll have to speak with my wife. She handles all my bookings."
I'm still lol-ing over that. I'm telling you, my baby brother is stinkin' funny.