Joseph Gordon-Levitt

This man should be put on an island somewhere far, far away. In doing so, it will prevent the rest of society from becoming so overwhelmed with despair over the fact we will never quite achieve the level of talent possessed by this one man that we therefore must do ourselves in. At the very least he needs to be driven away to stop us from thinking the most deviant and depraved thoughts about him. (I personally think he'd look ravishing on a John Deere mower or selecting cantaloupes from a nearby farmer's market clad in a leather jock strap, but I digress.) To put it simply, JGL is a joy to watch. His acting is stupendous, his looks weaken the knees of both sexes, and he is without a doubt the best dressed man since the likes of Randolph Scott, Gregory Peck, and Cary Grant. In short, he is gorgeous!

(photos kidnapped from August 2012 issue of GQ - photographed by Nathaniel Goldberg)