Q&A

1: Black and White or Color; how do you prefer your movies?
i don't really have a preference-i like both equally. but i really don't like the technicolor thing that they do to classic black and white movies like 'it's a wonderful life'. ruins the whole vibe of the picture for me.
2: What is the one single subject that bores you to near-death?
when people talk about reality shows like Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives. i get so bored that it makes me think about jamming a meat thermometer into my ear.
3: MP3’s, CD’s, Tapes or Records: what is your favorite medium for prerecorded music?
i still like records. the scratchy sound they make is one of the best sounds ever.
4: You are handed one first class trip plane ticket to anywhere in the world and ten million dollars cash. All of this is yours provided that you leave and not tell anyone where you are going … ever. This includes family, friends, everyone. Would you take the money and ticket and run?
no flippin' way! who am i without the people i love?
5: Seriously, what do you consider the world’s most pressing issue now?
the most?? yeesh...in the world, i have to go with extreme poverty. runners up are genocide, genital mutilation, pollution, and inequality. we've got a lot to fix...
6: How would you rectify the world’s most pressing issue?
i do what i can. i donate money and try to make good decisions. i do my best not to waste food or add to the mess and i try to educate those around me about the issues that i want to see rectified.
7: You are given the chance to go back and change one thing in your life; what would that be?
i think about this a lot and struggle with would i have taken insanely good care of my teeth or would i never have gotten that bad perm in '88 that ruined my hair. i think i would choose my teeth cuz i look pretty cute with a shaved head. 
8: You are given the chance to go back and change one event in world history, what would that be?
to have prevented the death of martin luther king. we coulda used him around for much longer than we had him.
9: A night at the opera, or a night at the Grand Ole’ Opry – Which do you choose?
totally a night at the opera. hopefully puccini's 'turandot'!
10: What is the one great unsolved crime of all time you’d like to solve?
unsolved crime? the zodiac killer comes to mind...but i don't really follow crime stories.
11: One famous author can come to dinner with you. Who would that be, and what would you serve for the meal?
dead? james stockdale for vegan chicken cheese steaks from govinda's with ginger ale and a side each of fries and rings. and afterwards, cigars and cigarettes with scotch to go with our incredible conversation.
alive? mo willems for pizza and garlic knots with soda pop and wine followed by chocolate mousse and strawberry shortcake with tea and coffee.
12: You discover that John Lennon was right, that there is no hell below us, and above us there is only sky: what’s the first immoral thing you might do to celebrate this fact?
boot up some black tar heroin.